UNTIL LAST SEASON CHANGED EVEYTHING.. AND TYRA FINALLY STEPPED IT FUCKING UUUPPP!!!
(I mean for us die hard.can't breathe without art- junkies and brought in fucking VOGUE ITALIE, ANDRE LEON TALLY- AND PICKING THE EDGY HIGH FASHION EDITORIAL GIRL (ANN WARD- SERIOUSLY THIS BITCH JUST BREEEEATHES IM YOUR MOVING HANGER UUUSE MEEEE WHICH FOR STYLISTS WE LUUUST FOR THAT IN MODELS TO HAVE THAT MODEL WHO KNOWS THAT HER JOB IS TO MAKE OUR ART COME TO LIFE- AND SHE/HE ISN'T THERE JUST FOR A FACE- IT'S KNOWING HOW TO USE WHAT YOU HAVE AND WOOORK IT)
I was OVER her shitty final picks for ANTM picking the "this outcast" or "that bubbly cover girl"- no... she picked a high fashion MODEL for once!! yay Ann!! And broke the ANTM fashionless curse!!
she's just perfect. perfect canvas for artists. we love that. and need that. and yearn for that. lust for that. like dancers die for large open spaces (let's be picky!), as a professionally trained classical ballerina for 13 years (and on pointe meaning toe shoes no being "on point!" for once!!) especially hardwood floors to pirouette til your toes bleed- artists crave that blank canvas. one whom will capture your vision of what you're trying to emote and evoke in your concept and capture it in that image as stylist and photographer go back and forth together... it's such a beautiful thing when you find that perfect harmony of a stylist/photographer combination that just get one another so perfectly it's just in sync every meticulous step of the way (ok- only the true artists that take the editorial path and not sticking their fucking clients in whatever the fuck new louboutins that are of the season and a skimmy little fucking "Phillip Lim" or ugghh I was SO exhausted of that Herve Leger non-stop crap of last year!! I mean... my clients KNOW that when they're paying me to dress them for ANYTHING- I go to extremes to tailor what will make them look UNreal.. not oh here are my two fast bullshit pulls I probably sent some retard FIDM kid to, to pick up- and I'll point at whatever to be put on BLAH. NOOOO... but that's such a diffeent tangent wowza my bad!
AND THE LORI GOLDSTEIN PHOTOSHOOT?!??!!!??!! RRRRRRIIII-FUCKING-FASHION-DRROPPING AMAAAZING!!!! HOLY SHITBALLS BATMAN- literally it was this shoot that inspired me to even LOOK at the show when I found out about THE LORI GOLDSTEIN (I mean I get goosebumps when she replies to my fucking tweets for fucks sake! FOLLOW HER @LORI_GOLDSTEIN ) she's- just- can't stop topping herself. For example... (well let me cover it in a separate blog actually because I love to educate people... like I LOOOOVE educating anyone who even asks aaaany fashion question- no matter if it's color combos or about the whole world of fashion- you can tweet them to me directly @thejazziebella) but covering the whole realm of my Lori entry I must do immediately and hope it's worthy of the genius LGoldstein!!
lusting for more- right? ;)
xo
*bella*
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