dear ladies and gentlemen...
gentlemen... it's time to pierce your penis! well... ok, well... it's more like I'm about to tell you about the origin of the "Prince Albert" piercing... as my assistant Katascha regaled me with the knowledge of the origin of the "Prince Albert"... (the penis piercing)
As my bright eyed little blonde fabulously articulated the exact origin of this matter- I IMMEDIATELY felt an obligation... if not a duty as not only a human being- but as a fashion monster OBSESSED with not only costume history... but I love to know the origin of all customs, cultures... everything. I am constantly questioning everything- from authority being my most comfortable quarrel of them all- but deconstructing the thought of our everyday garb is a science of the critical analysis of semiotics that I love, am inspired by and is the a-ha! to my answers...
So how did the pierced pricker procure? Well Prince Albert is the one to thank ladies- for this little gem! As your image portrayed to your subjects is not one to take lightly... being the proper Prince in court, Prince Albert, husband to Queen Victoria in the 1800s- pierced his penis to "hook" it onto the side of his pants, as a boner would be a ROYAL MESS in public... with your tight flat front breeches busting open in public? Hell no! So thank you for starting your little penis pricking parade... because I must thank you personally myself as well... xx *bella*
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