fashion.monster

17 September 2011

...Marc.Jacobs.isn't.aware.he.has.no.talent...

my head wife Beeze agrees finally about my complete hatred about fucking MARC JACOBS!!!! AMAZING AMAZING- check out my wives recap for his spring shit show... 


SO PROUD!!! WORK WORK HANDLE HANDLE BEEZERS!! 

let's just do a tad of a review (because that's all that I can stomach by this grotesque and ghastly bullshit this fucktard slaps his name on... moving forward... shall we?
what did she do to you? like why? from the horrendous and disastrous shoe choice... to the unflattering boxy crop... being a man... ESPECIALLY a gay man... why would you want to do this to any woman? why Markey? so rude...

oh holy shitballs batman... now THIS!!! this?! AHAHAHHAHA oh holy hell NO ONE told you to not allow this down a runway? no one really cares about you then... that's quite sad. for you...


these two poor little "garbage pail kids"... with the truly innovative pieces of plastic, pdf, trash bags... entire looks of these two girls... you are just delusional!! and until I keel over and die... I'll be bagging on what a talentless, tasteless, waste of flesh you are (only when asked of course, I am a lady after all)... until you prove me wrong. But Marc, darling... you obviously are not... I may live in Jazzieland- 24 hours a day everyday of the fucking week... but you just are either oblivious, have a bunch of "yes men" idiots whom are just making you feel even a touch of confidence of validity which you are so desperately craving obviously... because if anyone truly cared about you... they would not let you do this!!! Darling- I get it now.... I feel bad for you. Shit- you aren't aware that you have no talent, are you? oh markey..... we'll just have to chat about this in person at some point... just stop for awhile.. please it's just rude. k thanks bye


xx
*bells*

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