...the.PERFECT...: ...un.e-met.ful...

the met gala was overwhelming to say the absolute LEAST... I yawned my way through these looks... only one actually had some fashion panache that I not only loved... but was Met Worthy... and shockingly to me- it was fucking RIHANNA!! Stunning look- from the hair and jewelry choices, to the one sleeve stunner... here are the rest that were- alright I guess... (i.e: I didn't hate them to death... they were ok...)

Jinnifer Goodwin in TopShop (At the Met Gala- seriously???? rude!! you're only accepted on THIS website because the coloring is complimentary to your skin tone and hair coloring...)

Jennifer Lopez in the new fall Gucci collection, beautiful dress choice- WRONG WRONG WRONG hair and make up... the severity of that pullback just makes her look like shit- and the color of her hair? bitch- get a tan with that dress and pick the blonder look or the darker hair- enough in between!!

Gwyneth Paltrow- a safe, and satisfactory choice. No jaws dropped- good or bad... you were just existing which is better than I can say about some of the other MESSES I can't WAIT to show you tomorrow!!

Madonna- quite patriotic... almost loved the Stella McCartney Star Spangled-ness.... but I realized it was just a beautiful cut of this garment... and it worked beautifully on her..

Blake... you're a "curvy" girl... draping like THAT around THOSE hips... get a boob job to balance out those big boys, or lay off the carbs because Karl might have had something here.... it's just so hard to tell on such a blase and boring girl like you. ugh.

HOLY SHITBALLS BATMAN- JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES LOOK AT ELLE FANNING IN VALENTINO COUTURE?!?!?!? 1) Valentino.... slap your over tanned face right now... it's rude and I gasped.... 2) Beyonce- that dress... that "mermaid" tail- your tits looks like lumpy mashed potatoes and so does your body. ugliness FROM HEAD TO BEAT UP TOE!!!!!

THE ONE AND ONLY MET GALA WORTHY GOWN... RIHANNA- YOU GOT YOUR GLAM BACK FINALLY! FUCKING OBSESSED!!!! A TRAIN IN THE FRONT, THE JUXTAPOSITION BETWEEN EMERALD EARRINGS AND THE ROCK AND ROLL WILMA FLINESTONE COLOR HAIR... THE BEADED LEOPARD PRINT ONE SLEEVE... THIS IS FASHION YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! LOVE.love.LOVE.love.LOVE!!!

and everyone wants to know why I'm not covering the Royal Wedding? BECAUSE THE BITCH LOOKED AS BORING AS HER NAME!!! FINE I'LL GIVE YOU MY LOUD ASS OVER THE TOP (BUT ALWAYS ON POINT OPINION... BOOOOORRRIIINNGGGGGG!!!!!)